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i think viewing riverdale s7e19 as wholesome retconning is shortsighted. being good and being gay does not mean the horrors cease. gay kevin just saw his dad getting rawdogged by gay archie’s gay uncle. the horrors exist outside of magic and the surreal. they are grounded in reality much like our own. but they are good and they are horny and they saw that joy was possible even when the end was inevitable. that being said if next week’s episode reveals that archie stopped 9/11 or something then we can circle back to this post.

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not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

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demilypyro:

Me: *scrolling twitter in bed*

My gf: “I like to think Mario and Luigi are both colour blind and think they have matching outfits”

Me: *fucking losing it*

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rocketpencil:

Getting ready for a date

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garbagegold:

This is very high on my list of favorite Onion articles.

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this amount of damage this article has done to the modern environmentalist movement, I’m livid

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mysharona1987:

As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.

Look at who now cares about the well-being of inmates.

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lumberzachary:

Perpetually distressed by my decisions to run at the hottest times of the hottest days